Cyber Punch 

When you get really fucking pissed at someone yer communicating to on the net or on the phone, but you are just not physically close to them so you just wish you could punch them through the phone or the computer monitor!

Fuck you cunt Im gonna fucking cyber punch you right in the face!

Cyber Punch by Kyle Hack February 1, 2006

cyber punch 

A phenomenon of which a nerd, frustrated at horribly failing over the internet at the hands of someone they don't know, punches his monitor in anger, consequentially leading to him horribly regretting it afterwards and begging his mom for a new one.

A: *Kills person B in Counterstrike*
B: WTF?!?!?!? THAT WAS HAX!!! HULK SMASH, BITCH! *cyber punch*
B: oh shit.. MOM?

A: What a fucking idiot..
B: YEA WELL UR A SHIT FAG TAT EATS SHIT N IS A FAG!!!!1!!!
A: LOLCAPS
B: WTF *cyber punch* RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

cyber punch by Chubacabra Quixote December 22, 2007

cyber punch 

To punch someone technologically.

“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”

cyber punch by jj2024 June 22, 2024

cyber pinch 

Alike to "cyber hug" and "cyber kiss" where two or more people use this action. Used appropriately on St. Patrick's Day, or other situations. Get ready to arm yourself from these "cyber pinches" in a social website or chat room!

Can be typed like:
*cyber pinch*
:cyber pinch:
-cyber pinch-
Or just .. "I'm going to cyber pinch you"

Conversation over chat-room site:

Person A: a-ha, not wearing any green
Person B: But it's St. Patrick's day!

Person A: Dude, don't cyber pinch me.
Persona B: *cyber pinches*
Person A: Nuuu!

cyber pinch by YourNeighborhoodGoth April 3, 2011