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1. A cat which is cute

2. A master of weaponry

3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon

5. The which has a power level of over 9000

6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did
Person 1 - "Wow, what a cute cat!"

Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."

Person 1 - 0 . 0
Cute cat by Nuclear Popcorn December 11, 2010
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Cute Cat Syndrome

1. When you see a cat that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.
1. Bartholomeow the Third: (hugging a cute cat a bit too tight)

Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.

2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.

Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.
Cute Cat Syndrome by Consierd August 13, 2012

alley-cat cute 

Someone with obvious flaws in their appearance, that has a quirky attractiveness despite the flaws.
There is something off about Kellyanne Conway's appearance, but she still alley-cat cute.
alley-cat cute by Chas501 January 11, 2017

cute blue cat 

Cute Blue cat is a cat queen most beautiful and has a BIG ass.
And she loves her husband snow he has a very BIG peepee.

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! 

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

cats.are.really.cute.lol 

cats.are.really.cute.lol Is a really nice tiktoker and There also Very amazing
Who are you meeting today?
cats.are.really.cute.lol.