That one guy who sits in the front of your class, blowing the teacher each and every day. He thinks he knows everything there is to know about the course subject, too. He asks questions that he knows the answers to just so he can appear to have figured it out all on his own as the professor begins explaining. Even worse, he uses the most pedantic of diction to ask the question, complicating the query for no reason other than to appear more intelligent than he truly is. Basically, this guy sucks. Oh, and he has really curly hair.

I don't want to go to Calculus today. That curly-headed fuck never shuts up and I can barely stand it.

curly-headed fuck by That guy who sits in the back. March 27, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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