Curious Gopher

A sex act in which you blindfold your lover,and place her mouth on your body and have her try to find your dick or anus to give a blowjob or rimjob.

Guy: "I did a Curious Gopher with jennifer, it took her 20 seconds to to find my anus"

by SlangFang September 24, 2015

Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.

OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!

by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014