Curious Gopher Share definition Flag A sex act in which you blindfold your lover,and place her mouth on your body and have her try to find your dick or anus to give a blowjob or rimjob. Guy: "I did a Curious Gopher with jennifer, it took her 20 seconds to to find my anus" Curious Gopher by SlangFang September 24, 2015 Get the Curious Gopher mug.