by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018
A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 6, 2014
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by Yet Another Lonely Man December 16, 2019
The mother of homeless.
by Saggytits38 December 8, 2018
When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.
by puttycake January 26, 2016