Straight friend: "I met a lesbian at the grocery store today. You two should go out"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"
by pretentiouspasta September 11, 2016