cuntmas

When it's Christmas and you couldn't be less jovial but you have to be nice to people

I couldn't give a flying fuck about Christmas. I'm just going to wish people a Merry Cuntmas

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2016

Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

by bport July 11, 2010