A person who can't get their head out of someone's cunt long enough to stop acting like one. This person thinks they're better than everyone around them, very pretentious and snobby- the kind of person that makes you want to carve out your own eyes.
Emily: "That guy is such a cunt munch."
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"
by MoshPitMaster November 02, 2014
Get the Cunt Munchmug. One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.
Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011
Get the cunt-munching-cluster-fuckmug. by Robin February 06, 2005
Get the cunt munching shit surfermug. One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 07, 2009
Get the Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwafflemug. The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt
by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011
Get the ass munching cunt facemug.