(Noun)- A professional tactic whereby a male employee lower on the corporate hierarchy than two females irreparably damages the credibility of the two females by proving to a third party that the work of the two females is incorrect.
Michael performed the fabled Twin Cunt Punt when, at the behest of Marcus the Partner, he reviewed Kelly and Erica's work and found several gaping holes in the analysis.
by Baseballa4Life86 March 22, 2011
by 50cp July 27, 2017
when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.
actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt
by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018
like cock blocking with a twist, a cunt punt is when a straight girl comes up to her lesbian friend and scares away a potential lesbian from approaching her friend out of fear they are dating.
by alytt August 31, 2010
When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.
Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"
Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"
Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"
by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022
When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!
by joshfo March 31, 2012