Cumquered Share definition Flag To cum with such extreme intensity and passion (not to mention volume) that the euphoria felt becomes the equivalent of wholesomely conquering something. 1. I totally cumquered your mom last night.2. I came, I saw, I cumquered. Cumquered by Shady767 July 31, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Cumquered mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch