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cum jumper 

When a slutty girl jumps up and down as well as sucking cock and severs the end of the boys cock then swallows it.
cloe the cum jumper eats the meaty goodness
cum jumper by michael twathead December 24, 2007
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Cum Jumper 

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.
Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps
Cum Jumper by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 13, 2019
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Cumbumper 

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.
"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.
Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 15, 2008

Cumbumper 

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.
"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.
Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 24, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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