cum clot

What you get when you don't piss for a while after sex. Sometimes results in a little bleeding.

Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.

by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006

cum clot

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump

"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"

by tah-dard! September 22, 2011

cum clot

not being able to cum on the 2nd or 3rd time.

holy shit i have been beatin for a while and nothin is cummin out. I must have a cum clot.

by Lancerbean March 13, 2004

cum clot

A cumclot is what a proffer pulls outta its ass after a turd burglar blows a load of jizz up it.

Fer fucks sake that's the filthy fag Maguire off TV . He left a cum clot outta his naked ass on the bus seat after he sat on that black dudes cock in the back row...

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020

Cum clot

A cum clot is thick stringy cum that is found in a bathtub drain after a crusty man takes a shower

Bruh I went into the shower after my uncle and I saw a cum clot in the drain

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Cum Clot

When the toilet paper soaked in seminal fluids clogs the downstairs toilet and you know it was your cum.

Shit, The toilet is clogged from my Cum Clot!

by T-Boofy July 22, 2019

Cum Clot

When you cum in a girls asshole, and she leaves it in there...

We tried anal, but she had a cum clot from last time.

by DailyXp May 29, 2016