Cum Catcher

A slang term for a woman. Considered by many (mostly women) to be a derogatory term used by people (usually men) to suggest a particular woman enjoys the practice of having men ejaculating semen into and onto various parts of her body.

"She's a real fucking cum catcher..."

"Here it comes, you fucking cum catcher!"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Cum Catcher

Another term for Soul Patch when in the act of Cunnilingus with your woman.

Use your cum catcher, I don't need any of my woman jizz on the linens!!

by Fuckbag6996 July 29, 2009

Cum Catcher

Low end motel bedspread

The flower Cum Catcher at the "Motor Inn Motel" hadn't been washed in 3 years.

by seamen sponge July 7, 2011

cum catchers

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.

After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

cum catcher

Noun: Tattoo located on the lower back.

"Look at that cum catcher tribal!"

by xyx April 5, 2005

cum catcher

1. Noun Offensive: The mouth of an individual who gives or is expected to give a blowjob.

2. Noun: Offensive/Devaluing phrase for a male's significant other (of either sex).

1. Shut your cum catcher and listen already!

2. Why don't you be a good little cum catcher and get me a beer.

by InaGoddessEye December 29, 2004

Cum-catcher

n. Semen Receiver

You can call a woman that to piss feminists off or get their attention.

1. You wanna piss off a feminist?
Call her a cum-catcher

2. Well... let's not do it then.

by Anne_1Lynn August 21, 2005