Cuddle fucker 

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.

Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!

Cuddle fucker by Lobizzle October 8, 2018

cuddlefucker 

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck

You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!

cuddlefucker by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

Cuddlefunker

A person who ruins a good cuddle by e.g passing gas or talk about nasties.

- Did you just fart?!
- Maybe..
- OMG you're such a cuddlefunker!

Cuddlefunker by baba kolo October 11, 2011

CuddleFucked 

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

CuddleFucked by Meinekilla May 2, 2011

cuddlefucked 

When someone cuddles the fuck out of you. It can be naked and horny but there is never sex.

I just got cuddlefucked

cuddlefucked by kittenskitten June 7, 2016

Cuddlefucklery 

This is a specific type of cuddling that happens after exhausting session of sex.

After some serious Cuddlefuckleryma I got up and made myself a sandwhitch.

Cuddlefucklery by -Whit April 16, 2017