Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

cuban sandwich

A sandwich consisting of a 1/4 lb of ham, a 1/4lb of roast pork, mustard, thinly sliced dill pickles and swiss cheese placed between a sliced cuban bread. The sandwich is then placed on a plancha, or hot press panini which toasts the outside of the sandwich and heats the ham and pork. It is served on a plate and is best chased with beer, or a batido de mamey,Mamey milkshake.

That gringo in the post above did not eat a true cuban sandwich.

by Alberto_p April 29, 2006

cuban surprise

When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.

My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.

I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.

by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014

Cuban Skype

When a coworker prefers to yell to a person across the room instead of skyping.

Miguel skyped Carlito, "What did you do last night?" Miguel, who sits two cublices away replied by saying"I WENT TO THE TITTY BAR LAST NIGHT! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!" through cuban skype.

by Sativa Rose February 22, 2009

cuban steamroller

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.

Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.

by DoleDUck February 24, 2014

Cuban Style

Like Doggie style but your in a pool and she is holding on to a raft.

We were busy doing it cuban style and her hands slipped off the raft she almost drowned.

by Spanky KW May 18, 2017

Cuban Sandwich

A cuban woman who is double penetrated and has a pickle in her mouth

Remember when we got that cuban sandwich.. it was hot and juicy

by NoTalentPatti February 22, 2021