crystal balling 

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

crystal balling by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Crystal Balling 

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

Crystal Balling by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

Crystal Balling 

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.

My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.

Crystal Balling by chuckles713 June 2, 2010

Crystal balling 

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

Crystal balling by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

Crystal Ballin 

Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin

Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.

Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!

Crystal Ballin by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020