1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.
by T.Hunter February 21, 2022
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