Crunknap

1. To be held captive but in the end be completely fine with it.

Pasttense Krunknapped

Krunknapping

The man feared going to prison as felt like he was being kidnapped, but he soon realized free bed, no rent, and free food, he had been Krunknapped. Crunknap

by Certifiedgurky August 2, 2022

crunkaport

1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind

2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there

Charlie: Dude, how the Fuck did we get here

Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's

by Mrgoodhair February 15, 2009

Crunknasty

--Adjective

1. being in temporary state beyond intoxication in which the only relevant goals in life are one's friends.

2. being overstimulated by a combination of alcohol, cigarettes, adderall, and upbeat popular music.

1. I heard you got hella crunknasty with the bros last weekend.

2. Dude, he was so crunknasty after that line; I've never seen anyone dance to GaGa with a cigarette in one hand and a cup in the other.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Crunknasty

1. An adjective to describe a state of uncontrollable euphoria reached from getting crunk. Usually one being crunknasty occurs at the pinnacle of one's drinking.

2. A noun for referencing a Crunkmaster.

Phil: "Hey brah, you coming to the bump'n party tonight?"

Matt: "Yeah, word. I plan on getting real crunknasty."

by Cecil Banks April 26, 2009

Crunk Nap

when you take a very short nap, under an hour, to gain energy before going to out crunk dance

"Yo dude, I'm about to take a crunk nap before we go out tonight."

by nick&sam November 8, 2009

crunkapwn

To own in a trully devastating and flashy manner.

Yo son, you jus' crunkapwned that fool!

by Face the Lumberjack January 19, 2007

crunkapolis

A greographical area that is a backyard for the house that is in a city that is in a country that is on this planet that is crunk in nature, appearence, ambiance, or through the nature of the events that take place there; A generally crunk or badass area behind a house where crunk happens.

Dude, we went over to Matts house last night and he BBQed and his backyard is totally the crunkapolis!

by Crunkapoli October 30, 2006