Crumbly butt 

Crumbly butt, (CB)
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.

4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:

"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.

That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.

I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.

He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"

Crumbly butt by Sunny83 June 18, 2023

crumblebutt 

A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.

Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.

crumblebutt by Anony45 March 1, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004