cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

by Slugger August 28, 2004

pt cruiser bruiser

This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.

Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.

by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010

Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008

Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

cruise bruise

What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going

Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.

by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

bruise cruise

Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.

Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!

by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008