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Cruce
Cruce by Trevor Torino December 7, 2019
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Cruced • cruce • Cruce lips • Cruceta • Las Cruces • One Cruce • Las Cruces, NM • Las Cruces High School • Crucial • Cruck
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Cruce lips
Crucified lips for people who don’t know how to apply chapstick. Dad must also make boards for living
Cruce lips by Dave fowler December 16, 2019
One Cruce
A unit of weight equivalent to approximately 6 fully filled hydroflasks or a bull calf at one month of age. About 223 lbs.
John: Damn, that's one big boy over there.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.
One Cruce by wet spider January 23, 2020
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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