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derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.
'yo pils is such a crouch'

'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'
by gert mandem March 06, 2007
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A tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women.
Oh man, did you see Nate the other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor.
by Ohnatecrouch December 24, 2007
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