The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.
Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
by Harmony_b April 21, 2009
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The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.
Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!
by heddcase June 18, 2011
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(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.
I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.
by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005
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When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.
Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.
by L.Bizzle October 06, 2005
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The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece
by MW May 08, 2003
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Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.
Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.
by Coont February 14, 2011
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vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.
vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."
by Spenny June 09, 2006
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