crotch hug

(v.) giving someone a hug in their crotch area OR hugging someone with your crotch.

joe: you want to crotch hug him, what if he gets a boner?
john: what if i get a boner?

by themoonandthesea February 27, 2010

Crotch hugs

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.

I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!

by FUPAB July 4, 2022