A game of tag that involves tagging another person's crotch usually played at bars when slightly or extremely intoxicated.
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"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."
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Get the crotchtacular mug.The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators
“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”
“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”
“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”
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Get the Crotchtaminating mug.A obsessive compulsive disorder which is when a person (generally a guy) that tags all the females on facebook around their crotch area.
Sophie: I was wearing that tight aerobics suit when tjark took that picture that later he crotchtagged me on facebook.
Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.
Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.
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1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.
2) The practice of such braiding.
1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.
2) The practice of such braiding.
Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'
Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'
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Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'
Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'
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