The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators
“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”
1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.
2) The practice of such braiding.
Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'
Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.