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Crotchtastic 

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchtastrophe 

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.
"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."
crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007

crotchtacular 

An adjective used to describe a pair or pants or shorts that put your package on display.
I don't know man. Those sweatpants are crotchtacular. You may want to grab a larger size
crotchtacular by ariesjow August 24, 2005

Crotchtaminating

The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators
“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”

“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”
Crotchtaminating by sumchick445 February 8, 2023

crotchtagger

A obsessive compulsive disorder which is when a person (generally a guy) that tags all the females on facebook around their crotch area.
Sophie: I was wearing that tight aerobics suit when tjark took that picture that later he crotchtagged me on facebook.

Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.
crotchtagger by TMTMTMTMTM June 3, 2009

Crotchtafarian 

A portmanteau of crotch and Rastafarian.

1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.

2) The practice of such braiding.
Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'

Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'

pubic braiding pubes manscaping
Crotchtafarian by Dendraxo August 11, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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