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Crohns Disease 

Crohns disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease that occurs in the intestines. Living with this untreated is a real bitch, and I had to because doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me until they decided to stick a camera up my ass. Symptoms I experienced were intense stomach pain after eating that felt like I was digesting rocks, zero apatite, and constant fatigue that ultimately leads to feeling like shit all the time. It sucks, but once diagnosed and put on treatment it just becomes an annoyance.
Person: Hey, you seem tired and haven't eaten much all day. You okay?
Me: Yeah, It's just Crohns Disease.
Crohns Disease by Paul Oh June 9, 2014
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Crohn's Disease 

Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...
Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."
Crohn's Disease by 18withPain March 29, 2008

Crohn’s disease

Fucking bullshit bro. Like try living with that shit. Life is hell.
“Hey why do you want to kill your self?”

“Oh you know, just Crohn’s disease”

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.
My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.
Crohn’s Disease by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.
My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.
Crohn’s Disease by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021
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