A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 18, 2025