The being of (at most times) completely random, incoherent and generally confusing.
This will include brief moments of complete sentences, absolute genius and amazingly creative ideas.
Dude: "Hey bro, what you getting up to today?"
DD: "I miss the Cupcake".
Dude: "Dude, stop being such a Croatian".
by Pustolio February 6, 2011
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The pinnacle of being able to ride a bike. The ability to play a guitar whilst cycling or do something effortlessly cool. Based on the fact that many Croatians prefer to bike around town and so get very good at it, resulting in everyone being talented enough to ride backwards.
James was a real Croatian cyclist, he could ride backwards, send texts whilst biking and had a real talent.
by Svelter November 4, 2005
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Croatian= Ustasa
Ustasa: The WW2 regime in Croatia and to exterminate and dispossess the Serbs, was one of the most horrendous episodes of World War II. The murder methods applied by Ustasha were extraordinarily primitive and sadistic: thousands were hurled from mountain tops, others were beaten to death or had their throats cut, entire villages were burned down, women raped, people sent on death marches in the middle of winter, and still others starved to death...
Now tell me who are the war criminals, the serbs or the croatians?
by antinazi August 8, 2005
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A person that smells like cheese and mayonaise and is often found licking mayonaise off of peoples discarded food. Also they have a small penis.
Who is that licking mayonaise out of the garbage. I dont know but i think he is croatian
by Zarshan the sun conquerer December 24, 2010
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I don't know, but I know their women are gorgeous!
Dude, Krtolic daughter is hot!
by ::analogue:: January 8, 2004
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Croats are fun-loving party people. They have a beautiful beach, hot people, an awesome soccer team and are very patriotic towards their country. They are also home to great euro dance music...like Colonia! Anyone who disagrees is PURE jealous!!!
Those Croatian girls are gorgeous and love to have a good time!
by Noelle Spiech October 17, 2005
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~one that is a decent of Croatia
~by fact women are the hottest in the world
~containing no drinking age or smoking age
The croatian culture is one that is unbelieved to exist in reality.
by a past croatian resident October 30, 2003
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