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cringe boy 

A name given to an individual has no social skills nor friends. They have the aptitude to create pure cringe. Affected people, who are considered normal by the norms of society, are hurt mentally and physically by this individual. Confrontation of this person may cause severe depression, suicidal thoughts, deep frustration, anger issues, bursts of uncontrollable laughter, rolling of the eyes, face palming and temporary loss of mental capabilities.
Cringe boy : 10 feet away, alone, not knowing anyone in the room, never having achieved a successful social contact with anyone there and bursting out in a muffled laughter while rubbing and pulling his hands together like a retard

"Hey guys, look at this meme, it's so funny!"

Others: Not listening nor looking back at the cringe boy, not even thinking they are being addressed by this socially awkward walking meme, continuing their business

Cringe boy: After 10 seconds of looking at the normal group with a smile on his face and a glare of hope in his eyes, still rubbing his hands together.
"Oh right, I'm talking to a wall"

Group of normal people: Laughing and making jokes about lolies and underaged girls
"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Cringe boy: Walking up to the group, in a serious manner with a hard slow canadian accent.
"No, No, No! If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for the cock!"

Normal group of people: Discussing about the patch notes for LoL, talking about the Ravenous HYDRA item...

Cringe boy: Gets up and walks to the group, leaning in and whispering in one of the group's member's ear with a dark and creepy voice
"Heil Hydra..."
Proceeds to go back to his place
cringe boy by SpychoMonkey December 2, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026