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cringe boy 

A name given to an individual has no social skills nor friends. They have the aptitude to create pure cringe. Affected people, who are considered normal by the norms of society, are hurt mentally and physically by this individual. Confrontation of this person may cause severe depression, suicidal thoughts, deep frustration, anger issues, bursts of uncontrollable laughter, rolling of the eyes, face palming and temporary loss of mental capabilities.
Cringe boy : 10 feet away, alone, not knowing anyone in the room, never having achieved a successful social contact with anyone there and bursting out in a muffled laughter while rubbing and pulling his hands together like a retard

"Hey guys, look at this meme, it's so funny!"

Others: Not listening nor looking back at the cringe boy, not even thinking they are being addressed by this socially awkward walking meme, continuing their business

Cringe boy: After 10 seconds of looking at the normal group with a smile on his face and a glare of hope in his eyes, still rubbing his hands together.
"Oh right, I'm talking to a wall"

Group of normal people: Laughing and making jokes about lolies and underaged girls
"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Cringe boy: Walking up to the group, in a serious manner with a hard slow canadian accent.
"No, No, No! If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for the cock!"

Normal group of people: Discussing about the patch notes for LoL, talking about the Ravenous HYDRA item...

Cringe boy: Gets up and walks to the group, leaning in and whispering in one of the group's member's ear with a dark and creepy voice
"Heil Hydra..."
Proceeds to go back to his place
cringe boy by SpychoMonkey December 2, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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