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creme de la penis

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.
creme de la penis by Rm18.K September 3, 2018

Crème de la pénis

'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?
"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."
Crème de la pénis by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

Crème De La Penis 

Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.
I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.
Crème De La Penis by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018

Creme de la Penis

A fancy and French variation of the word “semen”
Yo dude! That sauce looks like Creme de la Penis

Crème de la penis 

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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