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creme de la penis

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.
creme de la penis by Rm18.K September 3, 2018

Crème de la pénis

'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?
"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."
Crème de la pénis by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

Crème De La Penis 

Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.
I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.
Crème De La Penis by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018

Creme de la Penis

A fancy and French variation of the word “semen”
Yo dude! That sauce looks like Creme de la Penis

Crème de la penis 

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

Crème De La Penis 

swallow my crème de la penis.