Creepy Porn

An adjective describing someone's peadophilic looking face.

Tom was talking about his 3 year old sister when Ian's face went all creepy porn.

by Lanky Streak o' Piss December 7, 2010

Creepy Porn Lawyer

Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.

by VolStar September 25, 2018

creepy porn president

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.

Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

by darkedge008 August 31, 2019

Porn Creep

A condition that results from the constant or excessive watching of pornographic material.It is characterised by an inability to get an erection under circumstances that do not involve the watching of pornographic material, due to the lack of psychologial connection between other human contact and sex. One treatment involves watchin porn until the erection is achieved then having sex, this re-establishes the connection between other people and sex. This condition is more frequent in virgins as the initial connection has not been made.

Guy 1 - Nikki's pissed off man! i jus cant get it up if i aint watchin porn!She sed she'l leave me if it keeps happenin!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!

by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006

porno creep

Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.

He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

porno creep

Someone who locks themselves in their dirty apartment for hours on end watching porn movies or browsing porno sites on the "net". These people are normally overweight and rarely come outside.

Hey, Connor is a porno creep.

by Matt E. May 23, 2005