Creepy Porn

An adjective describing someone's peadophilic looking face.

Tom was talking about his 3 year old sister when Ian's face went all creepy porn.

by Lanky Streak o' Piss December 7, 2010

Creepy Porn Lawyer

Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.

by VolStar September 25, 2018

creepy porn president

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.

Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

by darkedge008 August 31, 2019