any person whose gender is not instantly noticeable due to extreme obesity, ugliness, or both. Creatures tend to hide in their home (cave) or in restaurants until the night when they can walk around in peace. Seeing one during the day is a rarity and it is usualy fun to count how many you can find in one day.
Example 1: Rosanne Barr
Example 2: (Reenactment)
Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"
Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."
Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."
Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."
Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."
Example 2: (Reenactment)
Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"
Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."
Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."
Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."
Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."
by Creature Hunter June 17, 2009
A creature refers to some being that is trying, unsuccessfully, to pose as a human. A person with a weird personality, strange social mannerisms, and awkward physical movements is usually called a dork, but in order to qualify as a "creature," one must be off-the-charts. Too weird to function in normal society.
"Hey look... is that kid eating a book?? Should we stop him?"
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."
by Matt A. Brown July 11, 2006
Creature can be a slang term for whiskey, named so because it is a cruel and punishing entity, that will leave you ruined and shamed if disrespected.
by Bartoli Rodriquez May 29, 2010
A term of endearment for teenaged scene kids/drug addicts; generally found inhabiting gazebos and parking lots 24/7, smoking Newports and inducing fear in respectable humans
by anony_mouse25 November 12, 2011
A bitchy or cunt like female who treats nice guys like shit. Creatures tend to be extremely ugly, dumb, and there faces have lots of acne. A creature can never under any circumstance be referred to by there given name.
Brady's bitchy girlfriend was acting like a real creature when she got mad at him for dressing up for a girls basketball game.
by chosenone69 October 5, 2010
a girl who is disgustingly ugly who thinks she is hot shit but in reality looks like a creature. They usually travel in packs and avoid mirrors so they don't have to see how ugly they really are. Also to make themselves look prettier they add tons of makeup to cover up their hideous face.
by aypapiayay May 22, 2011
by AnonymousPuppy June 18, 2019