1. A hairy chest
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.
1. Jeeze, you really need to give that eyster a wax.
2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.
2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.
by Widdley June 13, 2008
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by Greg Hamilton September 7, 2020
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by BroadwayFangirl December 28, 2017
Get the Erster mug.A very beautiful and breathtaking girl. She will make you laugh no matter what. At first she may seem a bit weird, and you may be skeptical. But once you get to know her as a person, she will mean the world to you, and outshine any other girl.she doesn't view herself as a pearl, and just wants to love you and make you smile.
by TheMoonAndEsterella July 27, 2017
Get the Ester mug.Full of beaners, preps, and stoners. This ugly school location in Estero Fl, is awful
Estero fuckinh sucks people always tappin
Used to be straight idk what happened
Teachers tryna catch me with my cart
But never catch me I’m too smart
All this gas got me tryna sleep in class
Why teachers being such a hard ass
Giving me detention but with all my friends its more like a convention
Admin Tryna catch me juulin
No worries Im straight boolin
Fake bitches all around
Can’t wait to leave this town
School ends at 1:35 that’s when I thrive
Getting home feeling tired
But this new cart got me feelin wired
Why so many people fake it’s like they tryna be snakes
Always posting drama on their finstas
Just stay on your rinsta
This bitch snitchin sayin the bathroom smells like dank
Nah you just stank
Estero makes me down wine like water
While teachers are probably fucking your daughter
People always getting high in the bathrooms
And hitting Juuls in classrooms
This school is full of too many cunts
Nah bitch you can’t hit my blunt
Saying I was out of class for too long
Sorry I was in my car writing this song
Estero fuckinh sucks people always tappin
Used to be straight idk what happened
Teachers tryna catch me with my cart
But never catch me I’m too smart
All this gas got me tryna sleep in class
Why teachers being such a hard ass
Giving me detention but with all my friends its more like a convention
Admin Tryna catch me juulin
No worries Im straight boolin
Fake bitches all around
Can’t wait to leave this town
School ends at 1:35 that’s when I thrive
Getting home feeling tired
But this new cart got me feelin wired
Why so many people fake it’s like they tryna be snakes
Always posting drama on their finstas
Just stay on your rinsta
This bitch snitchin sayin the bathroom smells like dank
Nah you just stank
Estero makes me down wine like water
While teachers are probably fucking your daughter
People always getting high in the bathrooms
And hitting Juuls in classrooms
This school is full of too many cunts
Nah bitch you can’t hit my blunt
Saying I was out of class for too long
Sorry I was in my car writing this song
by Lilcoryy April 2, 2019
Get the Estero high school mug.a special high-five used around the Easter season in which both high-fivers form an egg shape with their hands and clash the eggs together
by Ria G April 4, 2015
Get the Easter high-five mug.They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.
by geodave December 17, 2014
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