CreamJeans

Someone who can cream on your jeans but not while inside you :)

Bret couldn't get his dick hard for sex but dried humped me till he became what he is today and that's a creamjeans.

by ♡BrokenButBeautiful♡ April 2, 2019

Creamjeanery

Any person, place, thing or idea that is able to make one cream within their jeans.

Oasis' "(What's The Story) Morning Glory" is a work of pure musical creamjeanery.

by ScottyTheCheapBumBum September 4, 2009

creamjeanery

Something that causes a dude to have the ultimate desire to line the inner walls of his jeans with sweet creamy goodness.

I was walking my dog today and i saw this fantastic rock that i felt was a prime example of creamjeanery, and thus, i had to go home and change.

by Allison Cameronnnn September 13, 2009

Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

Cremeans

a twitchy person who splooges in his pants on a boat and has yet to get laid. Also known as a siemenator

Leah: "man that kid is such a cremeans, i only said hi to him and he jizzed his pants"

by ILoveWinghouse September 25, 2011