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dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

Cream dipping 

Cream Dipping is a word for homosexual intercourse when you climax on the bottoms anus and then insert your penis using your own sperm as lubricant
Baby I'm Cream Dipping you tonight
Cream dipping by MoeDaHoe46 July 7, 2021

Dipped My Ice Cream 

Last night my boyfriend dipped my ice cream while we were visiting relatives.

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone 

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.
“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone 

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.
“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone

Dipped Ice Cream Cone

The act of getting a blowjob seconds after giving anal.
I know some girl that will give you a dipped ice cream cone for the small 50.