cream face

Nick-name for a girl with cum on her face
after sexual intercorse

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dick cum Target=Face
Drew D:I gave that bitch a cream face, right after i fucked her in the ass
Thrillium:Damn shawty Jeuhhhhhh!!!!!

by D-nug February 12, 2007

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Sour Cream Face

A term used to identify women from Eastern Europe, specifically Ukraine. Women with this face have the stereotypical facial attributes of a Ukrainian woman.

Even though Yaroslav is Ukrainian, he isn’t attracted to Sour Cream Face girls. Antonio is Italian and absolutely fetishizes Sour Cream Faces!

Check out that Sour Cream Face! She’s smokin’ hot!

by Pablo Pavlova September 25, 2022

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Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.

Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.

by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009

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cream on your face

To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you

Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face

by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008

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Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

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Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

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