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Cream Cheese Sandwich 

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."
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Cream Cheese Sandwich 

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.
I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

Cream Cheese Sandwich 

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.
Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.
Cream Cheese Sandwich by kmeek1 October 20, 2008

cream cheese and jam sandwiches 

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume
Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
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