Crawford’s 1st law 

Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.

Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.

Crawford’s 1st law by Dan 4250 March 27, 2019

Crawford's Law 

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

Crawford's Law by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

Crawford Sprinkler 

When you have a tiny woman, who is also a squirter, she starts to come while your spinning her.

“There we were, banging our brains out with her on top and while I’m turning her around, she gave ma Crawford Sprinkler!”

Crawford Sprinkler by Big Bear Show September 7, 2018

St als Crawford st

Worst schools in Cork principal is above 6” and don’t know how to stfu half the time all a bunch of cheeky shits in there

Don’t waste your time with st als Crawford st

St als Crawford st by Imagine caring bt life October 6, 2022

Sands Crawford

The Seckseyest bagel this side of the moon.

Bagels and Buttons

Sands Crawford by HOT DOG December 1, 2003

Sam Crawford 

A man that will satisfy all of your romantic and emotional needs. In other words, the perfect partner. They can make a few mistakes, and when they do, they will not let themselves forget. However, they will always make up for their flaws by making you smile every time you see them. Sam Crawford usually has red hair and freckles but can also have blonde hair. He may not know it, but all of his friends love him and any girl that gets to know him will surely fall in love with him.

I went on one date with Sam Crawford and now I want to marry him.

Sam Crawford by roombaroller November 17, 2019

Savannah Crawford 

You are so unlucky to know Savannah Crawford she will you you called her troll feet when you really called her dreamworks trolls gingerbread house kit because she is short and you saw it in tik tok

She is such a Savannah Crawford

Savannah Crawford by Super hi December 13, 2019