Crapper Tea 

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

Crapper Tea by raslie March 5, 2021

crappertainment

Popular culture that is viewed as an insipid distraction.

My friend spends all day watching the crappertainment on TV.

crappertainment by torngat March 7, 2009