Crapola Crayons 

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

Crapola Crayons by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

crayola crayons 

The most badass way to do your highschool art project!

"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"

crayola crayons by Max Gaming 03 (YT) March 7, 2017

Crusty Crayola Crayon 

CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn

"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!"

"Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."

Crusty Crayola Crayon by Dadalynn June 3, 2019