crapberrying

Using your blackberry from the shitter, the can, the john.

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Man, I almost flushed my Blackberry this morning while I was dominating a poop - a near crapberrying disaster!
by Mystery White Boy January 26, 2007
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crapberry

Click click click came from the stall.

From the next stall, "Bob, you had better stop using that crapberry, or you will get hemeroids."
by Auntiegou April 21, 2010
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crapberry bog

The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.
I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.
by ToiletBandit November 13, 2007
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