Cramer 

the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl

Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!

Cramer by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010

Cramer 

the type of person that gets you into bad situations but still makes them fun

that guy is such a cramer

Cramer by brogetku March 1, 2009

Cramer  

Badass!

Man, This weekend is gonna be CRAMER !
Like for real yo!

Cramer by MizzleC February 6, 2009

Cramer 

To have a nervous breakdown

in reference to Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money who is known for his antics such as throwing chairs across the room, biting the heads off his stuffed bulls and bears, and his crazy sound effects and shouting!)

"Hey have you seen Damian lately"
"No, I heard he had a Cramer the other day"

Cramer by kelo September 20, 2006

Cramer 

(verb) For a host to, over the course of a televised interview, completely destroy his subject's professional reputation by exposing him as a fraud, hack or imbecile. As seen on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in his interview with Jim Cramer on March 12, 2009.

Hey, remember when Stewart was on Crossfire back in 2004? He cramered those sons of bitches into the ground.

Cramer by Al Cap0wn October 27, 2009

Cramer 

(NOUN):
A Person who publicly establishes a vested interest in a certain stock or company, only for it to absolutely f*cking dump the next day.

A: "Hey B, Check out NFLX, I think it'll moon tomorrow on earnings! We're gonna be rich"
B: "Alright, I'll throw half of my savings into it..."
One day later....
B: "WTF A, I'M DOWN 50%. THAT WAS MY LIFE SAVINGS! You really Cramer'd this one! WEN LAMBO?? WEN MOON??

Cramer by stocktalk101 May 9, 2022

Cramer 

1) An action, typically involving the purchase of some type of financial instrument - such as stocks, bonds, options, or crypto - that is without thought, intent, reason, or any sign of common sense and involves loosing large amounts of money.

2) To blow up one's trading account
3) To royally f*** up

I heard this guy say this crypto currency Ethereum was about to go up 40%, so I put all my money into it. Since then, it's dropped 60%! Man, I really cramered that one up...

Cramer by BoogieFlake June 14, 2022