by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016
Get the Cracker Jackmug. You:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!*smacks white man thats standing next to you* White man: OWW!*Rubs cheek* Random Stranger: Ooh B*tch you just got Cracker Jacked!
by Michealla Kixx May 10, 2010
Get the Cracker Jackmug. 1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
by DYLkyrdrdy September 6, 2018
Get the Cracker Jackmug. A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
Get the Cracker Jackmug. A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
That stupid Cracker Jack.
Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009
Get the Cracker Jackmug. A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
by Crazy Amy December 21, 2008
Get the Cracker Jackmug. by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011
Get the cracker jackedmug.