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Cracker Dick 

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(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Cracker Dick by DiabloRain October 22, 2014
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Cracker Dick 

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Somebody who has a penis that isn't as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.
Shut up, cracker dick!

Man, Jaykwon's girlfriend said he's a cracker dick.
Cracker Dick by Suyo September 2, 2005
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Cracker Dick 

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a white male penis
karen: - " oh my god i got some cracker dick last night "
jason: - " so it wasnt good right ?"
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Cracked dick 

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The process of cracking your dick
Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick
Cracked dick by Twizta August 31, 2006
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crackerdink 

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Hot white women, no taller than 511, big tits, fat ass, and the most BAD bitch you can find. may have slight mama issues
aye crackerdink, how you doin hottie
crackerdink by Patania January 26, 2024
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Frothability 

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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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