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Cracker Dick 

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Cracker Dick by DiabloRain October 22, 2014

Cracker Dick 

Somebody who has a penis that isn't as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.
Shut up, cracker dick!

Man, Jaykwon's girlfriend said he's a cracker dick.
Cracker Dick by Suyo September 2, 2005

Cracker Dick 

a white male penis
karen: - " oh my god i got some cracker dick last night "
jason: - " so it wasnt good right ?"

Cracked dick 

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick
Cracked dick by Twizta August 31, 2006

crackerdink 

Hot white women, no taller than 511, big tits, fat ass, and the most BAD bitch you can find. may have slight mama issues
aye crackerdink, how you doin hottie
crackerdink by Patania January 26, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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