crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

crack one off

v. Masturbate.

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

crack one out

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc

John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.

by Master Bates September 18, 2003

crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Crack one out

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

by Professor Stupidity March 29, 2008