Crack mac 

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

Crack mac by bluejayswin April 4, 2019

Crack Mac's 

An infamous Mac's convenience store in downtown Calgary, a city in Alberta, Canada located in the corner of 7th Avenue and 8th Street SW. So called as it is known for being rather sketchy and crime-ridden, as well as having many people dealing crack outside in the parking lot and around the premises.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go to Crack Mac's?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't plan on getting mugged today.

Crack Mac's by Trash•Gordon May 27, 2018

mac-n-crack 

eating macaroni and cheese on top of crackers instead of with a spoon or fork.

Were going to go to my house to make some mac-n-crack.

mac-n-crack by Moses x August 3, 2006

mac-n-crack 

Cookin' up some macaroni and cheese and topping it off with a little crack

I made some mac n' cheese, but i didn't have any salt. So I cooked up some crack and tossed it on there; now its mac-n-crack.

mac-n-crack by Wigglytuff September 8, 2007

Big Mac the Crack Ritual 

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

Big Mac the Crack Ritual by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

Crack Macking 

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.

Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.

Crack Macking by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010