Crack spider 

The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.

"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary

Crack spider by Dr.FreezeLove March 2, 2017

Crack Spider 

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.

OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john

Crack Spider by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008

Crack Spider 

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.

Nice web Mr. Crack Spider

Crack Spider by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023

Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

Crank that spider man by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

Crank Dat Spiderman 

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.

Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!

Crank Dat Spiderman by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007

crackspider 

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..

A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )

crackspider by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011