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Crack spider

The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.
"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary
by Dr.FreezeLove March 2, 2017
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Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.
OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john
by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go
Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face
by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009
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Crank Dat Spiderman

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.
Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!
by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007
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crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..
A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )
by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011
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