jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 October 25, 2017

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 8, 2019

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 11, 2014

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 15, 2004

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 24, 2021

crack house chef

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.

What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.

by MC Busta January 17, 2020