Crab Cake

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.

Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)

by JDizMit December 9, 2008

crab cake

mrs beheney’s crab cakes

the beheneys wifi password is crab cake

by whatsthemostrandomthing March 4, 2019

Crab Cake

Noun: An infected or extremely undesireable vagina.

"I'm not hitting that whore's Crab Cake."

by jagorev October 4, 2005

Crab Cakes

The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.

Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!

by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008

Crab Cakes

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.

Crab cakes are disgusting.

by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008

crab cake

A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!

Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake

by Achmed Baliman March 4, 2009

Crab Cake

When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.

Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!

by OGhypebeast69 March 8, 2017