Crème De La Penis 

Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.

I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.

Crème De La Penis by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018

Crème de la penis 

Cum, spunk or sperm

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

Crème de la penis by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019

Crème De La Penis 

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

Crème De La Penis by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

creme de la penis

Sperm. High quality Sperm.

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.

creme de la penis by Rm18.K September 3, 2018

Crème de la pénis

'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?

"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."

Crème de la pénis by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

Cremé de la penis 

French slang for cum

Girls don’t want cum, they want Cremé de la Penis

Cremé de la penis by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019

Creme de la Penis

A fancy and French variation of the word “semen”

Yo dude! That sauce looks like Creme de la Penis

Creme de la Penis by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019